Loren Ipsum is a representative of the United States government who, for reasons unknown, have outsourced a task to an Australian company, namely the one Will Shakespeare works for. Unbeknownst to everyone else, Loren is an agent for the Martians and works on the staff of the United States President, The Allosaurus. Recently though, she has been seen as a mangled corpse on the floor of the Oval office after being devoured by her boss for making a comment which he (the Allosaurus) disapproved of.Has now regenerated and is travelling with Ishmale to destroy the asteriod the Martians are sending to earth.

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